and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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