I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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