We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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