Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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