I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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