You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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