Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
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I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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