I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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