That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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