Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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