Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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