Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You took a bar mat shot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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