I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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