Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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