Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
My dick has a subreddit
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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