Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
im holly from the hills drunk
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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