How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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