Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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