it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I have fence marks all over my body
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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