I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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