absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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