She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen