# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
im holly from the hills drunk
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later