Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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