It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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