apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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