have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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