It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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