Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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