I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
