He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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