i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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