hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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