I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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