He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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