I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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