I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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