Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She even gives head with a lisp.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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