I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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