Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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