This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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