I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
