yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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