We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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