are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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