If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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