I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
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You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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