Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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