I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Randomize
