DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I booty called her while she was in labor.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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