Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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