Plan B is the new Plan A
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
