i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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