just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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