Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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