PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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