Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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